Here are the pages I added to my Facebook account! I think they describe me best :)
Mom and Dad...when I lie to you, its for your own good,
"No mom, I don't know what I got on my test. I just took it today",
Why are you sleeping in class? maybe because i wake up at 6 AM to come here, ,
I know ill regret it later, but right now, i dont care.,
OMG I DO THAT....BECOME A FAN...OMG I DO THAT TOO....BECOME A FAN
I HATE HEARIN A GOOD SONG ON THE RADIO, BUT DIDNT CATCH THE NAME OF IT,
Yeah Mom, because I understand you a WHOLE lot more when you're SCREAMING!?,
I LOVE this song so... I'm going to listen to it 100 TIMES IN A ROW.,
I hate getting out of my warm cosy bed on a cold dark morning,
I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On A Crunchy-Looking Leaf,
I'll do it in a minute,
Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations
1 New Message
i trip on flat surfaces, push doors tht say pull, and laugh at lame jokes,
There's always a hint of truth behind every "jk",
right, im going to start my work RIGHT NOW.. oh look i have a notification,
Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00.,
"oh my, you've grown." ... well yes..that tends to happen.,
I hate that sunday night "school the next day" feeling,
I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A LONG STORY, I WANT TO KNOW!,
Pandas are the least racistt animal, they're black, white AND asian!,
"Hey can i have a Starburst?" "Here" "No, I want the pink one",
"do me a favor?" "does it involve me getting up?" ".....yes." "then no.",
DUDE! We almost died!!! Yea, but it was fun though!,
When I was little i used to think my heart was actually heart shaped,
There Is Always The 1 Friend That Takes Forever To Get Ready :\,
"Where are you from?" "Blacksburg." "Where?" "Virginia Tech..." "Ohhh okay",
Why do parents think it's so easy to get straight A's?,
You give 1 person chewing gum & suddenly everyone within 10 miles wants one,
Join if you have ever pulled a door that said Push.,
When I'm home alone and I hear a noise... I completely freeze.,
Asking a question you already know just to see if the person will lie,
I Wish I Could Record My Dreams and Watch Them Later,
I get off the computer because I'm bored. Five minutes later, I'm back on.,
Doing what he just told me to do is a big difference to jumping off a cliff,
i Hate when people bring up a mistake you made a long time ago,
Everyone's house has a different smell. BUT I CANT SMELL MINE!!!!!!,
Realizing that the "Krusty Krab" is in "Bikini Bottom",
PRETENDING TO LOOK FOR YOUR HOMEWORK WHEN YOU KNOW YOU DIDNT DO IT,
I Need To Stop Becoming A Fan For Every Fan Page That Relates To Me.,
I skip the first slice of bread in a new loaf,
Mom, Chill, It Was a Joke.,
I don't remember if it was a dream, or if it actually happened,
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly...,
i HATE when the desk in front of me doesn't have a basket for my feet!,
I am instantly in a good mood when I walk in a classroom and see a sub,
Hates it when you think of a comeback after the argument,
Oh Hey look a friend request! Who the hell is that?!?!,
I try to tell a funny story but i crack up before I can start,
I Missed Your Call By a Second, I Call You Right Back And You Don't Answer!,
I was waiting for a reply and then realized I never even sent the last text,
Anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?,
I try not to laugh during serious moments, but end up laughing anyway.,
Why learn algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate!,
staring into a wardrobe full of clothes and seeing NOTHING to wear!,
Tripping when you think there is another step but there really isn't,
hating when you think a test was easy and you failed it,
Watching Youself on the Monitor When You Walk Into the Grocery Store,
Saying "ow" even though it didn't hurt, or happen to you.,
Everything is funnier at 4 A.M.,
I miss being a little kid,
I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!,
I Hate Getting Texts That Only Say "k",
Chewing gum in class,
I really hate slow computers
I HATE WAKING UP FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
Addicted to "Become a Fan" button!,
Sleeping Late, I love staying up late!,
I need a vacation!!!,
Mexican Food
